Tobi Goes To Candyland chap 12 by moonlight576, literature
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Tobi Goes To Candyland chap 12
Did i make u guys wait to long? I SOWEE. Forgive your Angie! (yea. im angie)
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Back to Deidara,Tobi and Kisame-kun.
"This bridge doesn't look safe,un. I don't like it." Says the blond.
"Common deidara senpai. Dont be such a pussy." says the masked man in a cheerful fashion.
Deidara casts him a slightly crazed look,"You wanna get iced?! That Badly?! HMM?" He pulls out a hand full of clay to make his point clear. "No...." Tobi slowly starts in inch closer to Kisame.
Kisame shakes his head in an annoyed fashion,"Itachi-san wouldent give me so much trouble..." Deidara evil glance travels from tobi to K
A Sebby and Tanaka Moment by moonlight576, literature
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A Sebby and Tanaka Moment
just something i did in a text message with my friend. Tanaka is a bit OCC but i found it amusing.
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Tanaka sits and sips his tea,"ho..ho..ho...". Sebastian looks at the little chibi man,
"What do we do now, sir?"
"ho,ho,ho."
" alright...and then?"
" ho....ho...ho..." he sips his tea. Sebastian sighs and re-fills his tea cup. Tanaka sips the newly filled cup. "ho...ho...ho..". Sebastian sighs and looks at him,
"and then what, Tanaka?"
"ho...ho..ho..."
Sebastian picks up the chibi man.
"Ho...ho...h-WTF!?!?!?!" Sebastian carries tanaka to his room and sits him in front of a table. He lays out the tea tray. He walks
Tobi Goes To Candyland chap 11 by moonlight576, literature
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Tobi Goes To Candyland chap 11
Look, u may not understand the some of the jokes in this if you havent seen, "Charlie The Unicorn" on youtube. Do it. Link in description. GO TO IT. It may affect your enjoyment of this chapter. And im seeing how the story will look if i decided to not use "Text Talk" this chapter. Leave a comment telling me if you want me to switch back or if u like it better this way.
Flashback Time!!!
Hidan: Ok, fuck all you godless heathens!! *runs deeper into forest*
Kisame: Sweet, one less mouth to feed.
Dei: Agreed.
Tobi: But what about Hidan-Sama?
Dei: He wont die. Don't worry.
Kisame: Even if he did, hes Kakuzu's partner. Not Our problem.
OK.
Tobi Goes To Candyland chap 10 by moonlight576, literature
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Tobi Goes To Candyland chap 10
FLASHBACK TIME!!!!
Dei: yea, un. Lets go. *looks at tobi* Get up before I shove a bomb up your ass!
Tobi: I always knew you were gay, senpai .
Dei: What was that, you little shit?
Hidan and Kisame: *dying of laughter*
Tobi: Well, yea senpai, its seemed like you enjoyed me, making you watch hardcore yaoi. And I rember seeing you on fanfiction and deviant art. Did you and sasori really pose for all those pictures? And finally im pretty sure when you said shove a bomb up my ass you really meant shove my di- *is tackled by a very angry Deidara*
Hidan: Go blond!
Kisame: Fight back tobi!
Tobi: Senpai! I can scream rape if you don't
Death To Anime Episode 2 by moonlight576, literature
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Death To Anime Episode 2
I LOVE ANIME! BUT IF U HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR U WILL FIND THIS FUNNY OR AT THE VERY LEAST AMUSING. THIS WAS A REQUEST FROM MY FRIEND "BUBBLE". IM A HARDCORE FANGIIRL/COSPLAYER SO I LOVE ANIME JUST AS MUCH AS EVERY OTHER FANGIRL OR BOY IN THE WORLD. (thumbs up for capital letters XD)
EVERY EPISODE WILL FEATURE A MAJOR ANIME OR TV CHARACTERS DEATH. (but in a funny way)
Death to Anime
Episode 2
Victim? Edward Elric
Ed and Al we still in search for the Philosophers Stone. An on their search they decided to take a break in there home town of Resembol. Oh course Edward would be adverse to this idea,IF he didnt need some help from Winry. When he
A World Full of Hate
A child dies
A mother cries
In a world full of hate and lies
Bullets Fly
A soldier dies
His daughter cries
What can we do?
What can we say?
Are we ever gonna change our violent ways?
With our loved ones gone
We move on
And try to live on
Despite their horrible fate
In A World Full Of Violence And Hate
Hidan has a kid? WTF? chap 20 by moonlight576, literature
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Hidan has a kid? WTF? chap 20
Yea. just a recap. Kana, is Hidans EX and Kawa's mom. sorry 4 OC-ness.
Enjoy. ^_^
Hidan: What the hell are you doing here kana?!
Kana: What do you think, Hidan?! You didn't sign the divorce papers!!! And you didn't pay child support this month!
Hidan: Weve only been separated 4 fucking hours, dammit!!
Kana: And you didnt pay!!!!!
Hidan: You dumb bitch!
Kakuzu: You stupid woman! For one thing, do you know how expensive a divorce is?! Hidan works for the Akatsuki and your a house wife! Whats there to be gained?!!! Hes fucking broke!!! Secondly, why the hell should hidan pay u anything if you were never married?! There were no