hidan has a kid? WTF? chap 18

sorry for the long wait......

*inside kitchen*

Kawa: *runs into kitchen* Daddy! *glomps hidan*
hidan: Finally!!!! Do u know how long ive been looking for you?!
Kawa: Um....i think a few hours....
Hidan: Yes. And i could have spent those few hours sacrifising people to lord jashin!
Kawa: *looks down* Im sorry....
Hidan: You should be! Why the fuck did u run away?!
Kawa: Because!
Hidan: Because....
Kawa: Cause...mommys a utter bitch!!!!
Hidan: .....*hug* im so proud of you...
Kawa: *hug* um, why.
Hidan: You called mommy a bitch.
Kawa: Yea! And i dont wanna go back to her either....
Hidan: Dont worry, shes gonna be my next sacrifise!
Kawa: Yay, death!!!! Um, can i have a cookie?
Hidan: Sure. *hands her a cookie*
Kawa: *sitting on ground eating cookie*

*back to pein and konan*

Konan: Who was that little girl running around? (notice. i dont think konan has been in this story)
Pein: Hidan's kid.
Konan: She was adoirble!
Pein: And when she grows up, she might be apart of the akatsuki. As long as she isnt as crazy as hidan.
Konan: Not likely.
Pein: Yea, shes probaly crazy.

*back to kayla and hidan*

Kawa: Daddy, does blood taste good?
Hidan: Hell yes.
Kakauzu: *walks in kitchen* .........the hell?